Score two public compressions of the same Wells Fargo "relationship" — the 2004 annual report's "most important customer-related measure" (products per household, ranked on Motivator reports) and the Rolling Funding Rate in the Independent Directors' Sales Practices Investigation Report (10 April 2017) — on the essay's four features of good compression: invitation versus replacement, unpacking recovers the mechanism, a prediction that can fail, a natural boundary. Shannon 1948 and Kolmogorov 1965 are installed only as the named break: invertibility is not this essay's success test. Discriminator against Sperber's reconstruction attractors: if the relational metric was already in the building and the count still ranked people, the next artifact is the scorer, not a better slogan. Author dispositions stay author-owned.