Score two public files on the five jobs: Belastingdienst/Toeslagen against Ongekend Onrecht (17 Dec 2020) and the AP's 17 July 2020 nationality findings, and Durham County Council planning enforcement against LGO 24 008 842 (21 Mar 2025) plus the LGO's 17 Feb 2026 Losing control report. Discriminator: whether the next repair is more appeal volume or a change in what the ledger may close on (all-or-nothing completeness versus a decided enforcement act before time-limit immunity). Weber's bureau is files plus staff, not the insult. Graeber's Bullshit Jobs is the named break, not the competing definition. Author dispositions stay author-owned.